I dont know about you, but New Years Resolutions are soooooo 1995… Seriously. When was the last time you EVER heard of anyone a) Making a non-obvious one b) Keeping one past Valentines Day c) Anyone who made one telling you every detail about it… I’ve come up with a few ways to bypass Resolution-itis…
Lose Weight. This one always puzzled me a bit. Sure a majority of us could stand to lose a few pounds, but why wait until New Years to start? Is Grandma’s Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner THAT good that you can’t make it thru without stuffing your face and keeping the diet going? Save your sanity and start in June… and you can pack on a few like the people who go on Biggest Loser do, so when you lose 10 pounds you actually feel better even though you weigh the same as you do now…
Get Organized. Lets face it. Unless you are OCD, or you cleaned your room for fun as a kid, this simply isn’t going to happen. I honestly believe that it is against human nature to change anything about your personality after the age of 15. Best way to remedy this resolution, find something else…
Save Money. This one is incredibly feasible, but it takes dedication. Suze Orman is a money nazi, but damnit, she gets results! The best way to save money, don’t have kids… for the 98% of the world who jumped (or fell) off that plank, you have no chance. You might as well sell a kidney or something because it is entirely uphill from here. My wife and I are now one of only 3 married couples in the 28-34 range who don’t have kids, and it is everything you thought it would be. To be honest, I don’t know how you people do it. I am too selfish to put someone else before my needs and wants. So in 10-15 years, you will be much happier, just be sure to get fixed so there aren’t any surprises that could derail financial freedom.
Be healthier. I’ve got nothing here,… I am lazy as all hell when I am not working, and mix in a salad every once in a while, but still… I have no advice here.. so yeah… crazy weather we are having huh?
So in closing; Procrastinate, Ignore, Don’t procreate, and don’t lazieate… and yes, I know I just made that word up…
2011 will be here before you know it!
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